I share your level of panic at Starbucks and that is (not the fact that is a capitalistic megacorp) what keeps me away. What the fuck is a latte, and what does Tall means?
Also also, as another fitBITCH wearer, excluding Americano it’s all working against its purpose of biting into my calories.
I claim my maybe-once-a-year PSL not without overstressing while waiting in line because tall-grande-venti?! and then sip my liquid sugar in shame. I think that's the reality check I need XD
I do have a FitBit but I used a treadmill desk so figure I’m getting lots of steps in even if it miscounts. I don’t go on all that many roller coasters but my Fitbit also says that no matter how fast I walk I am “maintaining” fitness. It’s all like “you need to work harder.” 🤣🤣🤣
I share your level of panic at Starbucks and that is (not the fact that is a capitalistic megacorp) what keeps me away. What the fuck is a latte, and what does Tall means?
Also also, as another fitBITCH wearer, excluding Americano it’s all working against its purpose of biting into my calories.
I claim my maybe-once-a-year PSL not without overstressing while waiting in line because tall-grande-venti?! and then sip my liquid sugar in shame. I think that's the reality check I need XD
You can write to a tree??!! No way!! I had to click the link, pretty cool!!
Loved this post Barb, so hilarious! Like Elaine commented, the perfume descriptions and fitbtich! 😂 But also, the ‘chicken parmigiana'🤣🤣🤣
That link is the magic I want to see more of in Melbourne. Do you miss Chicken Parma?
Keep spreading the word! Make it trendy 😁 as for chicken parma... I'm actually vego 😂😂😂
That is a lovely tree! Your brain cracks me up, Dr Barbs! I love how you think. Omg the perfume descriptions and the FitBit(ch). 🤣🤣🤣
If you have a Fitbit (or similar) you know what I mean, right?!
I do have a FitBit but I used a treadmill desk so figure I’m getting lots of steps in even if it miscounts. I don’t go on all that many roller coasters but my Fitbit also says that no matter how fast I walk I am “maintaining” fitness. It’s all like “you need to work harder.” 🤣🤣🤣
urgh I am "walking to the Lonely Mountain" (LOTR challenge) and my fitbit dares to miscounts precious steps!
🤣🤣🤣